This wrinkle on my forehead is new.
I’ve been watching it grow for a few years now, and first it only showed when I smiled, but now it’s still there when I’m not, so, that’s new.
I have these little hard hairs growing out of my chin.
Whiskers I have to pluck every other week or so, even though I’m probably the only one who knows they’re even there.
And what’s with this red, dry skin on my face, and the way it aaaaaalmost seems like my hairline is moving back?
This getting older thing has its drawbacks, you know.… Read the rest

