He held out a shiny silver ring to her with trembling hands.
“I know I don’t have much to give you. I can’t even give you a real ring. But I swear I will give you my undying love and devotion. I promise I will love you and care for you for the rest of our lives.”
It wasn’t actually a ring. It was just a piece of tinfoil twisted and pinched into ring form.
She looked into his eyes and knew she believed him, he would love her forever.
She held out her hand, and the ring slipped on.… Read the rest
This wrinkle on my forehead is new.
I’ve been watching it grow for a few years now, and first it only showed when I smiled, but now it’s still there when I’m not, so, that’s new.
I have these little hard hairs growing out of my chin.
Whiskers I have to pluck every other week or so, even though I’m probably the only one who knows they’re even there.
And what’s with this red, dry skin on my face, and the way it aaaaaalmost seems like my hairline is moving back?
This getting older thing has its drawbacks, you know.… Read the rest
‘Almost, I can almost reach it,” she thought, going for a big can on the highest shelf.
She wasn’t surprised when she tipped forward. First her breasts hit the mixed vegetables, then her arms brought down the green beans.
And then she was in someone’s safe arms.
“Are you okay?” asked the most handsome man she’d ever seen.
“Fine, just a klutz,” she said.
“A short klutz,” he joked.
And that was how they met: a meet cute at a grocery store, when her clumsiness landed her in her dream man’s arms.
Their first kiss is near the crushed tomatoes.… Read the rest
“Do you want to keep this?” I asked, holding the box of Christmas ornaments.
“No, no room.”
I decided to keep it.
“What about these family photos?”
“No, it’s not like I’m ever going to look at them again. I probably forgot half the people in there!”
I keep that box, too.
I’m the only one who wants to hold on to our family, keep some mementos from our lives, our history.
I weep as my parents fill the dumpster with my past.
Now we have no family home.
We just have the memories so sharp they cut like glass.… Read the rest
“The first time I saw it I was brushing my hair after a shower. I turned just so and saw in the mirror the dark spot on my shoulder.
“My husband said it looked like a bruise, but it just kept getting worse.
“The bruise turned into a boil, and then that was lanced, so I had an open wound. Then they had to care for it daily, and I lived for months in this constant agony until my flesh just started rotting away.”
“My God, do you know what did it?”
“Yeah. I shouldn’t have cheated on my husband.”… Read the rest
… Read the rest“Everyone wants to give a writer the perfect notebook. Over the years I’ve acquired stacks: one is leather, a rope of Rapunzel’s hair braids its spine. Another is tree-friendly, its paper reincarnated from diaries of poets now graying in cubicles. One is small and black as a funeral dress, its pages lined like the hands of a widow. There’s even a furry blue one that looks like a shag rug or a monster that would hide beneath it—and I wonder why? For every blown-out candle, every Mazel Tov, every turn of the tassel, we are handed what a writer dreads
It’s hard to find butterflies here, or even flies.
There are bees, though, they’re always hanging around Washington Square Park, buzzing around the sticky sweet juice dripping down your hand from the popsicle you got at the ice-cream stand.
You block out the sound of traffic and listen to the rasta drum beats and smell the weed that’s everywhere now, and the whole time this warm breeze of city filth swirls around you.
In the middle of the biggest city you find a flower ridiculously alive, crawling from a crack in the concrete.
It’s the bravest thing you’ve ever seen.… Read the rest
